How to tell if you have a nasty sinus infection: You go to bed way earlier than your husband and at about 10:30 PM have a mid-sleep sneezing fit. Your husband comes in to check on you and informs you that you have snot in your hair.
How to tell if you have the best husband in the world: He wipes it out for you lovingly. Well, he kind of laughs at you too, but the important part is that he wipes it off.
Jason, if you are reading this, did it really happen or was it all just a crazy dream?