After dinner, Jason spies Isaac’s hand down his pants (this is new).
He asks: Isaac, why is your hand there?
Isaac: It’s my wee wee
Jason: I know, why is your hand there?
Isaac: I a boy!
Isaac to Daddy: I love Mommy, coins and cookies.
During their bath, Jason was telling Isaac what a great big brother he was.
He said you are a great big brother, a wonderful big brother, an extraordinary big brother.
Isaac: I a xylophone big brother.
You can’t make this stuff up.