- What a week, people. What a week. First, Isaac had an unfortunate head injury. He was running down the stairs and around the corner, and he slipped. He banged his head onto the edge of a wall, which threw him forward and then he banged his forehead on the train table. OUCH.
- Then on Sunday, I tumbled down a flight of stairs. By “tumbled”, I mean I slid extraordinarily fast on my butt down a flight of stairs. I was here alone with the boys and it scared me, but when I finally got to the bottom, I realized I was okay. I walked into the laundry room to put away the cleaning supplies that I somehow had held onto the entire time and when I reached up to open the cabinet, I saw that my wrist looked like this:FREAKY!!! So on the inside, I was thinking that I might be about to die of a blood clot, but I couldn’t show the boys that I was scared, so I was cheerfully walking through the house saying, “we need to find my phone, boys. Mommy needs to call Daddy right away!”. Jason rushed home (he was at our friends’ house nearby) and I began texting the photo around trying to see if death was imminent. My mom said to put ice on it and apply pressure, so Jason made me a contraption out of a baby bib and an ice pack. The craziest part was that I didn’t feel any pain for about 15 minutes–I think it must have been the adrenaline of it all. So then I laid on the couch with my ice pack bib and Jason disappeared to check football scores. Isaac brought me a crayon to cheer me up. Then Matthew brought me a Duplo tower. Then the “I Can Give Mommy More Presents Than You Can” game began. Within minutes, I was on the couch, covered in blankets and stuffed animals and markers and crayons and blocks. I even had a fake pumpkin on my shoulder. All you could see anymore was my face. My wrist is better now, and surprisingly not all that sore.
But I’m pretty sure my jacked up hips and spine will be predicting rainstorms for months to come.
- There is a huge tree about to fall on our house. I’m totally serious. It all started last year right after we moved in, when I came home to find the power company cutting off….basically an entire side of the tree. So we have had a lopsided massive oak tree in our front yard all year. Then came all the tornadoes and tropical storms. Last week, Jason asked me if I noticed that the tree looked like it was leaning more toward the house, and I had noticed. Sunday after church, Jason went out to do some inspecting and realized that the ground above the root system was beginning to crack. CRAP!!!!!
Yesterday and today have been a flurry of trying to get this tree down. We found out that the tree lies on a property line that makes it half the city’s responsibility, so the great news is that they are splitting the cost with us. The bad news is that is has rained ALL DAY LONG and a tree professional told us that this tree was coming down on its own….and soon. So we have moved the boys down to the basement in a room on the opposite side of the house to sleep. Jason and I are taking our chances in the living room. The tree should be down in the next two days, so say a prayer that it stays up until then!!
- Okay, so this hasn’t been a funny post at all, so I will end with this: Isaac had to bring in show and tell items to school that start with the letter “B”. He got a basketball, a Blues Clues movie, a train named Ben, and a stuffed animal he named Braxton (don’t ask). So we were saying “B-B-Basketball!!” or “B-B-Blues Clues”. Meanwhile Matthew ran in the room carrying a tiny stuffed bunny that he calls Boo Boo Bunny. I was really impressed that he made the connection and I said, “yes that DOES start with B!!!”. To which he replied, “B-B-B Rabbit!!”. Ummmm, not quite.
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